A millennial discharge summaryBMJ 2016; 355 doi: https://doi.org/10.1136/bmj.i6607 (Published 15 December 2016) Cite this as: BMJ 2016;355:i6607
Disclosures: Paul Wicks is just barely a millennial, which he thinks entitles him to make fun of his own generation (and to just be entitled generally). No patients were trolled during the writing of this article.
Competing interests: I have read and understood BMJ policy on declaration of interests and declare that I have no competing interests.
Provenance and peer review: Commissioned; not externally peer reviewed.