The questBMJ 2004; 328 doi: https://doi.org/10.1136/bmj.328.7434.295-a (Published 29 January 2004) Cite this as: BMJ 2004;328:295
- Liam Farrell, general practitioner
- Crossmaglen, County Armagh
“I have a mighty task for you,” said Gandalf. “The Dark Tower is rebuilt; orcs are multiplying like rabbits (they have no concept of responsible birth control), hobbits are being forced to get proper jobs instead of lying around drunk all the time, and flocks of confused Nazgul are terrorizing Narnia. The Dark Lord has awakened; he is seeking… the Ring.”
“What ring?” I said.
“This one,” he said, palming it from behind my ear. “Though quite nice to look …