“Sports Utility Vehicle”[SUV] seems such a sanitised name for
something deliberately aimed at protecting oneself from potential injury
by maiming the other party in a collision. Unless running over old folk
is now seen as sport, in which case irony applies. And while “Chelsea
tractor” is suitably derisive toward the snobs who drive SUVs, it misses
the evil aspect.
“Hummer”, a name used for a truck like military vehicle on the other
hand, sounds suitably menacing, and so a more honest example of vehicle
naming. With Saddam Hussein safely in the dock, his missiles all “gone”,
the missile term “SCUD” becomes potentially available, and is a suitably
nasty alternative name for these 4 wheel drives.[Superior Collateral Urban
Damage].
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