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When the children were young we used to visit the
children's wards as a family on Christmas day. One year the nurses
gave my son a cracker that contained a grotesque looking pair of red plastic lips (red nose day had not yet been thought of). He entered into the spirit of the occasion, toddling around and displaying his
lips for all to see. He knew how to use them, bestowing kisses on all
and sundry.
The next day he developed mumps.
Bristol