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Gregory F Hayden Department of Pediatrics,
Children's Medical Center of the University of Virginia,
Charlottesville, VA 22908, USA
gfh{at}virginia.edu
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Abstract |
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Problem:
Puzzling, progressive profusion of
alliterative "p's" in published papers.
Purpose:
To depict this particular "p"
predominance with pinpoint precision.
Plan:
Periodic, painstaking perusal of periodicals by
a professor of paediatrics.
Proposal:
The "p" plethora is positively
perplexing and potentially perturbing.
Alliteration is a literary device consisting of repetition of the
same starting sound in several words in a sentence.1 Consider, for example, Shakespeare's playful parody of alliteration in
Peter Quince's prologue in A Midsummer Night's Dream:
"Whereat with blade, with bloody blameful blade,
He bravely broach'd his boiling bloody breast."
for example: "Respiratory syncytial virus
from chimps
with colds to conundrums and cures;"2 "The choreas: of
faints, fevers, and families;"3 "Coronary artery
stents
gauging, gorging, and gouging;"4 "Moschcowitz,
multimers, and metalloprotease;"5 "Alagille syndrome:
a nutritional niche for Notch;"6 "Theodor Billroth:
success with sutures and strings."7
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Methods |
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I used no scientific search strategy but collected examples piecemeal over several years. I am a primary care paediatrician with a small private practice, so I have a natural penchant for perusing paediatric papers. Please pardon this paediatric predominance. Pathologists, pulmonologists, and other practitioners are invited to provide examples from their particular fields. I would prefer you to participate by post.
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For the purposes of this paper, alliteration is defined as occurring when the same sound starts several words of a sequence. Internal alliteration is a "soundalike," whereby the same sound starts syllables within a word (for example, polyposis or parapertussis). Visual alliteration is a "lookalike," whereby successive words or syllables start with the same letter but with different sounds (for example, popliteal pterygium or pneumonic plague). This is only literally alliterative, but a pleasing abbreviation may be used, such as referring to a physician parent as a "PP."17 Non-visual alliteration occurs when successive words or syllables start with the same sound but with a different letter (for example, nosocomial pneumonia or pseudocyesis). In compiling the list of two-p sequences, I excluded: single words with internal alliteration; two-word sequences with visual alliteration; and "impure" sequences in which two "p's" were preceded, followed, or interrupted by another letter (such as PPD, the purified protein derivative used for tuberculin skin testing).
The calculation of P values was considered using a non-parametric procedure. The proportions of pages occupied by "p" words in a general18 and medical19 dictionary are 0.07 and 0.11, so the approximate likelihood of any particular word starting with the letter "p" (the probability of a primary p, expressed as Ppp) is approximately 0.09. The precise probability of n successive words starting with the letter "p" can be expressed as Pppn.
Two-p sequences
Most examples of two-p sequences are straightforward (box), but a
few explanatory comments are in order.
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Two-p sequences (in alphabetical order)
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pink and purple urine,"34 whereas the "pen" portrays the unhappy plight of paediatric patients who experience perverse physiological phenomena after partaking of pokeweed, pot,
painkillers, and other potent pharmacological agents. Parenthetically, this popular periodical recently presented one article about a Pennsylvania paediatrician who perked up his practice with a parenting programme35; a second article about an antismoking
programme which proved practical for practice36; and a
third about how to put the principles of pregnancy prevention
programmes into practice.37 The journal's editor, Julia
McMillan, penned The Portable Paediatrician,30
and also an editorial entitled "Pediatrician Presence."23 The journal's creator, Frank Oski, edited
the textbook Principles and Practice of
Pediatrics,38 propelling us to the next level of alliteration.
Three-p sequences
Several three-p sequences have been sighted. The Pasadena
Prevention Project, for example, has examined ethnic variations in
blood pressures among adolescents.39 A papilloma of the
bladder may cause haematuria that is profuse, periodic, and
painless.40
Four-p sequences
Many sequences have attained the four-p level. An editorial
described "Preventive Pediatrics: the Promise and the
Peril,"60 and an article provided psychological
perspectives on paediatric pain.61 Several examples derive
from the dermatological literature, including: painful, piezogenic,
pedal papules62; puzzling palmar and plantar
papules63; porokeratosis punctata palmaris and
plantaris64; and the "impure" sequence of pruritic, urticarial, papules and plaques of pregnancy (PUPPP).65
Managers of physician practice plans now apply the four p's of
marketing to the medical market place: product, price, placement, and
promotion.66 Finally, the internal alliteration in "A
Potpourri of Parasites in Poetry and Proverb" is particularly
powerful,8 pushing us to the next level.
Five-p sequences
The five-p level of alliteration includes numerous mnemonics. The
"five p's," for example, are helpful in remembering the
characteristic skin lesions of lichen planus: planar, polygonal,
pruritic, purple, and papular. A second five-p mnemonic describes the
lesions of lichen aureus: pigmented, purpuric papules in peripheral
patches. Parenthetically, these lesions are most prevalent on the
periphery and carry a poor prognosis for rapid resolution. A third
five-p mnemonic describes an infant with cretinism: pot belly, pallor,
puffy face, protruding umbilicus, and poked out tongue.40
A fourth five-p mnemonic describes clinical features of the hands and
feet of a child with acrodynia from chronic mercury poisoning: pink,
puffy, painful, perspiring, and peeling. Finally, the numerous causes
of paralytic ileus include five p's: postoperative, peritonitis,
potassium low, pelvic and spinal fractures (plaster of Paris jacket),
and parturition.40
Six-p sequences
Peter Piper may have picked a peck of pickled peppers, but few
medical sequences have attained the six-p level of alliteration. A
dermatological article, however, described pruritic, pigmented papules
posing permanent problems.70 The vulgar advice offered by
a high school wrestling coach also applies to medical students taking
standardised examinations: "Prior preparation prevents p*** poor
performance." Causes of vitamin B 12 deficiency include six p's:
pernicious anaemia; partial (or total) gastrectomy; pockets in bowel
(diverticula or stagnant loops); parasites (Diphyllobothrium latum); pancreatitis; and paucity in diet (vegan).40
The symptoms of arterial occlusion include six p's: pallor,
paraesthesia, pulselessness, paralysis, prostration, and pain. Some
versions of this mnemonic also include poikilothermia, bringing us to
the next level.
Longer p sequences
The work of authors who have attained the highest levels of
"p" alliteration deserves particular praise. In one dermatologic
case report, perniotic skin lesions due to chronic cold exposure are
described in a seven-p sequence as "purple patches, papules or
plaques present on the proximal phalanges."71 The
complications of a Meckel's diverticulum can be remembered as the
"seven p's": peptic ulceration of adjacent mucosa with melaena;
perforation and general peritonitis; pain which is colicky with
intussusception; pink, raspberry tumour at umbilicus; patent vitellointestinal duct; persisting band with strangulations or cysts
along the track; and persistent umbilical discharge.40
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Conclusion |
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Some of my professional colleagues have perfected laboratory techniques that can be applied to a broad range of diverse topics, producing a prodigious proliferation of publishable papers. These colleagues have asked if I now plan 25 similar articles honouring the other letters of the alphabet. Positively not. My "p" collection has provided a pleasant pastime, but I encourage others to complete the series.
One can only ponder what the authors' possible purposes may have been for repeating "p" in particular passages. In some instances, the prose is ponderous, and the "p" predominance is clearly contrived. Referring to hypertension as "pressure of blood rises," for example, was presumably done for the specific purpose of completing a long list of "p's." In other instances, however, the passages' style and polish provide pure poetic pleasure, and it seems plausible to propose that the authors were potentially unaware of their "p" proclivity and the powerful and poignant "p" presence in their papers.
Some proponents of the "publish or perish" paradigm have proposed
that my primary purpose in preparing this paper for publication was a
promotion. This is pure poppycock. Such a premise is perfectly preposterous. As a professor with permanence (tenure), I have reached
the pinnacle of my profession. My purpose has been to pay proper and
profound homage to my predecessors with a peculiar p-preoccupation.
P's on earth to men of good will.
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Acknowledgments |
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I thank Susan Hayden and Drs Margaret Mohrmann, Andy Wise, Walter Tunnessen, and Frank Saulsbury for their comments and suggestions.
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