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Alastair Coutts Gilbert Bain Hospital, Lerwick,
Shetland ZE1 0RB
agcoutts{at}aol.com
From 1984 to 1986 I had the privilege of being chief
medical officer (surgery) and consultant surgeon in the Solomon
Islands. The country lies in the western Pacific, south east of Papua
New Guinea, and has a population of about 250 000. I was its only surgeon, based at Central Hospital, Honiara, on Guadalcanal, one of the
many islands. Professionally I had to do things you won't find in any
textbook, coping with what was available. This is probably the best example.
I had finished a long day in theatre and was looking forward to a beer
on the verandah. Before leaving the hospital I looked into the office
to check for post from home. Sure enough there were letters from my mum
and sister but underneath was a telegram. It
read:
Helena Goldie is in Munda, Western Province, about 400 miles from
Honiara. I phoned Solair. "Any chance of a plane to Munda?" "No
way mate, no landing lights," said the Australian pilot. What now? I
had the brilliant idea of sending a "service message." This meant
driving down to Solomon Islands Broadcasting Corporation and persuading
someone to transmit a message on commercial radio saying that I had got
Bob's message but could not make it and if anyone heard this could
they please tell him. Could Bob get hold of me on the police radio in
the morning? I didn't know that Munda lies at the foot of soaring
mountains and in a radio shadow. Fortunately, however, a Roviana
Solomon Islander heard the broadcast and ran 20 miles through forest
and a tropical storm to tell Bob.
At 6 am I went down to the police station. Through hisses and crackles
on the radio I heard Bob say, "Still alive, please come." I went
back to the hospital to see Nyeri, the theatre sister, who put a
Hudson's brace, perforator, and burrs in a box for the journey. When I
landed at Munda aerodrome, a legacy of the US Air Force in the 1940s,
Bob met me on a Honda 50 moped. I jumped on the back seat and we set
off along a bumpy track to the hospital.
The patient was deeply unconscious and both pupils were dilated;
she made extensor movements to pain with only her left arm and had a
large swelling over the left side of her head as a result of being hit
by a falling coconut. Her Glasgow coma score was about 4, but at
least she had a clear airway and was breathing. It didn't take a
genius or computed tomography to tell she had a probable left
extradural haematoma and was coning.
"Operation," I said, and Bob agreed, but first we had to
"story" with the relatives. Bob translated into Roviana: no
operation I asked for theatre togs but was told there were none:
theatre gear was khaki shorts, flipflops, and recycled gloves. Fine. Bob was worried about giving her ketamine but I assured him this was a
"no general anaesthetic situation." The patient was brought in and
ceremoniously placed on the (wooden) table. Opposite me was a large
Roviana male nurse who was chewing gum. We were sweating in the heat
and he announced his name was Jesus. "That's all I need," I
thought. Beside me was an obstetric tray and my high tech stuff from
Honiara. Under the anglepoise lamp, with the whole of Munda staring
through the windows, I made a standard approach through the left
temple, incising skin, subcutaneous tissue, and galea. At the outer
table I got out my perforator and burr and hit oil in the extradural
space. This was great, but not the time for a formal craniotomy and I
proceeded to rapid craniectomy with bone nibblers, thoughtfully
provided by Nyeri, and evacuated a massive extradural haematoma.
The brain felt slack and life was good Meanwhile I had a battle on my hands to stop the bleeding. The
artery had of course disappeared down the foramen spinosum and was
nowhere to be seen. Things were getting desperate. I looked at the
tray. At one end was a pair of Wrigley's forceps and opposite me was
Jesus with his gum. Lateral thinking intervened: "Jesus, please could
I have some of your chewing gum?" "Of course," he said reaching
into his shorts pocket for a fresh stick. "No, not that stuff, the
stuff in your mouth," I retorted. Incredulously, he opened wide and
handed me his gum. With thumb and forefinger I skilfully rammed it into
the left foramen spinosum. The bleeding stopped. A cheer went
up Six months later I saw our patient again. She had a minor right sided
hand weakness but wanted the bone back in her head.
I thank Miss Shonate Coutts for typing the
manuscript and Mr Derek McLaughlan for obtaining the patient's consent.
Fifty five year old lady. Acute extradural
haemorrhage. Ipsilateral pupil up. Unconscious flexor pain responses.
Boggey haematoma over left middle meningeal area. Any chance you can
come plus equipment to evacuate clot. Helena Goldie Hospital would
refund fares.
Dr Bob Eason
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Emergency run
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Emergency run
Basic surgery
100% chance of dying, operation
99% chance of dying.
Everyone sat round in the hospital compound deliberating. This took
ages and Bob and I had a nonchalant ward round. Eventually they decided
she should have surgery. Four of her brothers picked her up and we all
went to the theatre
a small wooden hut.
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Basic surgery
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Emergency run
Basic surgery
temporarily. As soon as the
clot had been evacuated the patient woke up, tried to get off the
table, and promptly hit her head on the lamp, exclaiming, "The Lord
be praised." She lay back and the previously quiescent middle
meningeal artery started spurting everywhere. The matchstick ruse was
useless since I had no view
there was no suction and the lamp had
started flickering. She had recovered from head injury but was
succumbing to blood loss. Bob went outside and bled the first four
healthy people he saw, and she received four hot fresh units of blood
almost immediately (everyone in Munda is O positive, he told me reassuringly).
mainly from the throng outside. The wound was closed and the
patient was taken back to the ward. When we went to see her to our
delight she was improving. Later I worried about dreadful infection.
But Bob said he had the latest cephalosporin and metronidazole donated
by New Zealand.
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