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BMJ No 7123 Volume 315

Poems Saturday 20/27 December Christmas 1997 issue


A minimental status examination

(1) She told me that it was summer and that we were in the south of France.
Last night we had heard a man sing beautifully on the street and had sipped wine while we listened.
Her father was important and young men had always sought her. I was no exception.
She complained of the heat.

(2) She remembered three things:
One-The sound of crickets frying in the sun.
Two-The correct way for casting on a row of stitches.
Three-That in her father's house were many mansions.

(3) She told me that my pen was a dagger and that my watch was a fading rose in my hand.

(4) She said that the world was already backwards and why make it worse.

(5) She wrote:
"Old Meg she was a gipsy
And lived upon the moors
Her bed it was the brown heath turf
And her house was out of doors."

(6) She drew a butterfly on a piece of paper for me.
She coloured the body in blue where the wings overlapped.

(7) She closed one eye at a time slowly while she looked at me with a smile.

(8) She took the paper in her right hand, screwed it up, and threw it at me.

No ifs, ands, or buts.

Later I told her what day it was and the name of the place where we had talked.
I said her name like a cold flannel wiping away the food from someone's mouth.
There are times when I wonder why I did.

Glenn Colquhoun


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